Nice.
This is quite an accurate spoof.
A lot of the jokes cracked me up and remind me of real situations.
Great Coding, Great graphics, GREAT WORK.
Sorry, I think this flash is worthy of a better review than mine.
EDIT: I've been thinking about this lately. I'm going to have to revisit it in 2023.
It's alright, I'm just glad you enjoyed it!
Fun.
This is a fun Experience!
I had an inspired feel yet a great taste of originality.
I think this may be a game for me to get hooked on.
I already know who I'll recommend this to.
FIVE fo' shizzle!
Legend
This game is a legend!
My personal best is 5834291 feet earning $1317028 with a bloody end.
I have never been so hooked on a flash game!
I give it 10/10. (Which is uncommon from me)
whooo
That was a reat game, and for some reason it made me laugh.
I GOT 18768 POINTS!!
UPDATE <03/28/2019>: I revisited this game and it's still quite enjoyable. Looking back, the nice vector terrain kind of reminds me of some kind of graph. I like it!
Nice to see another newgrounds themed game
it is nice to see another ng themed game.
funny
i loved how you used that song4...it brought me back and left that feeling,damn i wish i had perchased this game instead of the borrowing way.
p.s.:why did it say return that whole time?
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