Stupid thing to make a news about, but I've had this account for twelve years today, though I did come around NG quite some time before I signed up.
If you want the last slice of cake, you'll have to stab me for it.
I'm the jackass of all trades.
Joined on 7/18/04
Posted by Eric-McTrainshit - July 3rd, 2016
So, on the Fourteenth or whatever, I will have had this account for twelve years.
Over those years, I had a shitty username that I have had regrets for choosing. So today, I decided to change it from "geterkikzkid" to what it is now and I'll see if I want to keep it or not in thirty days.
I guess that's all I have to say for now.
I'd appreciate it if you ceck out my latest submission called "Pokémon Project" and let me know what you think of it and stuff.
Posted by Eric-McTrainshit - July 27th, 2012
I've recently received a Review Delete Notification from M-Bot.
Interestingly enough, the review was written 7/21/04, that was a few years back.
That's actually quite a funny coincidence.
You ever get a PM from M-Bot tellin' you that one of your ancient reviews have been deleted?
INB4, it was a shitty review and I agree.
Posted by Eric-McTrainshit - August 31st, 2011
I'm freakin' tired and don't sleep at appropriate times. I go to sleep past six in the morning and sleep 'till twelve lately. I have my new Motorola Droid X2 to thank for that. All I've been doing is using the internet and studying/using Newgrounds. There was a time in my life where I could only use the internet an hour a week on dial up in a crappy rural place. It lasted from 2005-2007/9. Damn. I did get some chances at school, and got hooked on NG again when I went to college in 2009, it's one of the reasons I got kicked out.
Posted by Eric-McTrainshit - August 28th, 2011
Posted by Eric-McTrainshit - August 27th, 2011
To my knowledge, I haven't violated any terms in the Art portal, or on NG for that matter.
I recently noticed that I have been unscouted and wish I would have been informed of why am no longer scouted so I could correct the issue.
Honestly, I'm a little fuckin' pissed off!
Posted by Eric-McTrainshit - July 17th, 2011
Some more creepy events have occurred since the crap that happened in my last news Entry.
Playing DAD N' ME while it was possessed wasn't the worst thing to happen.
I'm always updating this, so check back often!
Entry 8: It's midnight, there's no moon out and I Just got back from outside, I'm still a little shooken up. I brought a maglight so I could see and a 50 caliber rifled muzzleloader loaded with 250 milligrams of powder and a hollow tip bullet, equipped with a bayonet and scope in case any shit went down between me and a beast. I was looking around for anything suspicious and some food. I was on the road in front of my house, looking for berries and the old guy. He has to be around, he didn't have a car and I don't have any neighbors for miles, so his only option is to stay in my woods. Presumably. I never found him. I was too freaked out when I heard something approaching. There was grass and twigs crunching under footstep. Usually armadillos sound big and intimidating. This was surely something of great mass, and it wasn't something stealthy like a panther. I still don't know what it was. I shined my light in it's direction and readied my gun and it stopped and I froze. There was a small glossy glitter speckled object of an amber color, in the exact position of the sounds origins. It was my missing Majora's Mask cart! It must've been the sneaky little old guy that I heard, and I dropped my game. Strangely, I heard an earpiecring, bloodcurdling shriek of a woman. I don't know what that was about. I think the old guy dropped it on purpose, because when I got back a few minutes ago, I noticed "Majora" was crudely scratched on the back. I'm going to ignore it for now and upload this. I found some hearts in my refrigerator that I'm eating. So at least I actually have something to eat, good tasting and filling, too.
So I should feel a little better in a few minutes, because I already am. After I finish eating this heart, I'll relax for a few minutes and look further into Majora.
Entry 9: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! I dont know what i did!!!1 I just killed that oldman! Firefox was minimized and I didn't want it to be, so I restored it. Instead of my deviation being on this page, it was Dad n' Me instead. Without thinking, I was drawn to push play, when I did, it played the shriek that I heard outside! Then the opening cutscene was different, it was an awkward silence and it was a different city. The characters faces were wrong, too!!!! They had nasty grins that just kept curling more and more. Then I felt a presence behind me as I watched this. I quickly swung around it my rickity office chair and the old man was there. HE WAS POINTING MY OWN GUN TOWARDS ME AT POINT BLANK RANGE! He looked just like a character that I seen. Before he could fire, I disarmed him and plunged his throat with the bayonet and fired a massive bullet into his face! It was burned from the excessive powder and there were brains everywhere. I was going to inform the police about the incident, but The explosion of the gun woke up Josh. Before I could calm him down, he started grinding the old geezer into hamburger meat, out of panic. I was looking through his wallet and there was no ID. But he did have an old CPR Card. most of it was worn, but as far as I can tell, HIS NAME IS BENJAMIN.
Entry 10: Upon investigating the old man's card, I confirmed that His name is infact Benjamin. I looked up his name and it turns out that he's not too old, after all. In fact, he might be dead. At least, there was a guy with a similar name and information as him, that is dead. He'd be older now, but he died in an accident related to drowning when he was about 19 years old.
ENTRY 11: WHAT THE HELL! HIS CORPSE IS BACK! I heard Josh scream outside, so I ran out to see what it was. I nearly puked. The pulpy remains of Old Man Ben were the contents of an old kiddie pool that I have outside. It hasn't disappeared neither. It's nearly 2 o'clock and I have to dispose of it soon!