Some more creepy events have occurred since the crap that happened in my last news Entry.
Playing DAD N' ME while it was possessed wasn't the worst thing to happen.

I'm always updating this, so check back often!

Entry 8: It's midnight, there's no moon out and I Just got back from outside, I'm still a little shooken up. I brought a maglight so I could see and a 50 caliber rifled muzzleloader loaded with 250 milligrams of powder and a hollow tip bullet, equipped with a bayonet and scope in case any shit went down between me and a beast. I was looking around for anything suspicious and some food. I was on the road in front of my house, looking for berries and the old guy. He has to be around, he didn't have a car and I don't have any neighbors for miles, so his only option is to stay in my woods. Presumably. I never found him. I was too freaked out when I heard something approaching. There was grass and twigs crunching under footstep. Usually armadillos sound big and intimidating. This was surely something of great mass, and it wasn't something stealthy like a panther. I still don't know what it was. I shined my light in it's direction and readied my gun and it stopped and I froze. There was a small glossy glitter speckled object of an amber color, in the exact position of the sounds origins. It was my missing Majora's Mask cart! It must've been the sneaky little old guy that I heard, and I dropped my game. Strangely, I heard an earpiecring, bloodcurdling shriek of a woman. I don't know what that was about. I think the old guy dropped it on purpose, because when I got back a few minutes ago, I noticed "Majora" was crudely scratched on the back. I'm going to ignore it for now and upload this. I found some hearts in my refrigerator that I'm eating. So at least I actually have something to eat, good tasting and filling, too.
So I should feel a little better in a few minutes, because I already am. After I finish eating this heart, I'll relax for a few minutes and look further into Majora.

Entry 9: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! I dont know what i did!!!1 I just killed that oldman! Firefox was minimized and I didn't want it to be, so I restored it. Instead of my deviation being on this page, it was Dad n' Me instead. Without thinking, I was drawn to push play, when I did, it played the shriek that I heard outside! Then the opening cutscene was different, it was an awkward silence and it was a different city. The characters faces were wrong, too!!!! They had nasty grins that just kept curling more and more. Then I felt a presence behind me as I watched this. I quickly swung around it my rickity office chair and the old man was there. HE WAS POINTING MY OWN GUN TOWARDS ME AT POINT BLANK RANGE! He looked just like a character that I seen. Before he could fire, I disarmed him and plunged his throat with the bayonet and fired a massive bullet into his face! It was burned from the excessive powder and there were brains everywhere. I was going to inform the police about the incident, but The explosion of the gun woke up Josh. Before I could calm him down, he started grinding the old geezer into hamburger meat, out of panic. I was looking through his wallet and there was no ID. But he did have an old CPR Card. most of it was worn, but as far as I can tell, HIS NAME IS BENJAMIN.

Entry 10: Upon investigating the old man's card, I confirmed that His name is infact Benjamin. I looked up his name and it turns out that he's not too old, after all. In fact, he might be dead. At least, there was a guy with a similar name and information as him, that is dead. He'd be older now, but he died in an accident related to drowning when he was about 19 years old.

ENTRY 11: WHAT THE HELL! HIS CORPSE IS BACK! I heard Josh scream outside, so I ran out to see what it was. I nearly puked. The pulpy remains of Old Man Ben were the contents of an old kiddie pool that I have outside. It hasn't disappeared neither. It's nearly 2 o'clock and I have to dispose of it soon!

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I was playing http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
254456 and everything seemed normal and fine at first, but when I got to the character named "BEN", that's when things went wrong! I grabbed Ben to blissfully maul him as usual ,but instead, the joyful music ceased playing and I was warped to a location seemingly similar to the Almond Hands park that starts off the game.

This place was different though, the sky was red and evil, there was a little kiddie pool and everything was fenced off with a privacy fence. Similar to a modern suburban backyard.
This was creepy enough, but that was the least creepy thing to happen! I was about to drop Ben and explore this oddity, when suddenly, my character turned into "HIM"... THE ELEGY STATUE FROM MAJORA'S MASK! As this happened, the elegy statue gained full control over the game and it wasn't me playing anymore.

The demented actions I watched him do were simply awful! That little bastard started wailing on Ben and he was responding in ways that don't even exist in the game. His animation was totally fucked up, yet they looked as if they were intended. He started struggling to get away from the imp as he screamed in a dreadful way while blood was oozing out his mouth. The statues grip simply tightened and any hope of Ben escaping was lost. Then suddenly, the elegy statue started slamming Ben and the hard packed ground. Everytime Ben slammed to the ground, you could hear the crunch of bones and see the torment he was experiencing, though his screams were reduced to a mere gurgling sound by this point. When Ben seemed to be on his last breath of life, the elegy statue placed Ben into the tiny kiddie pool with ease as if it were his casket, where he hopelessly drowned. Aimlessly, I attempted to control the game and noticed that any form of input on my computer were mysteriously disabled and all I could do is watch the Elegy of Emptiness statue blankly gaze at the dead Ben.

I realized this must be a result of attempting to download the streaming videos from that stupid Ben creepypasta. They failed to properly download everytime, but this must be related. This make me believe that the stupid creepypasta may actually have many truths.

Since I was lacking any form of input on that PC, taking a snapshot was out of the question, and even more strangely, my PC shutdown due to an overheating cpu despite the fact that it's liquid cooled and the pump was working fine.

I DREW THIS IMAGE in an attempt to recreate the horrors that I've witnessed.

Believe me! Spread the words so I could know what this means. Warn everybody!

There's a better link to the image here.

Entry 2
I just sent Tom Fulp and Dan Paladin a message a few minutes ago.
geterkikzkid Said:Hey, did you place demented material into Dad n' Me, recently?
and surprising I received a response when my message page finished loading. Wich is just enough time for a another message to be written due to my slow internet connection.
It was from Tom and said:
TomFulp Said:"Maybe. Did it scare you that much?".

geterkikzkid Said:did what scare me that much?

I am now waiting for a reply from Tom and am still waiting for the response from Dan.

Entry 3:
I finally got a response from Tom! IT'S VERY DISTURBING!
TomFulp Said:
The incident with Ben. It must have you so scared that fecal matter is constantly in your pants since it happened.

I'm outraged! So I sent a response:
geterkikzkid Said: What the fuck?! So you do know! Why the fuck did you fuck up my favorite flash game, Tom? I assume Dan must have had a part in this because those fucked up sequences really did match his style!

Entry 4:

Something's up. I keep getting rapid responses from Tom and they are making me suspicious.
TomFulp Said:
Of course Dan was in on it, everybody on NG is. It's the same force that drives us all, and soon it will for you, too.

And I got a message from Dan at about the same time, which is a very weird time for anybody to reply. Especially These guys since they lead a busy life.

DanPaladin Said: Dad N Me hasn't been updated for many years. Was it a sort of glitch that you seen? What did you experience?

So I sent Dan a very vague response linking to this blog.

geterkikzkid Said: This was no glitch, it was clearly intentional shit to keep me up all night, wasn't it? You obviously know that you drew new content for this!

Similar to Tom, I am now receiving somewhat quick responses from Dan. He said:
DanPaladin Said: I ensure you that Tom nor I have even touched the source to that flash in years, let alone, update it. That is a lame hoax that you are trying to pull, though.

So I sent a reply to Tom it said,
geterkikzkid Said: I told Dan everything and he claims he knows nothing about this bullshit that you did! Check my PM's.

Another quick reply from Tom.
TomFulp Said:You shouldn't have done that.

So I sent a response saying how stupid this joke is.
geterkikzkid Said: This is lame, why would you go out of your way to vandalize your masterpiece?

No response yet.

Entry 5
OH NO! I don't think somebody's just playing pranks on me! I was watching my favorite episode of Looney Toons, titled The 14 Carrot Rabbit on TV, but it didn't play right. At the part where Sam was playing Blackjack with Bugs, Bugs was supposed to have a 21 of spades card. Instead he formed a curly grin on his face and told Sam, "Your not getting my gold". Sam replied, "Why not you cheatin' rabbit?! I won!". Bugs lifted his head and said, "'Cause I'm gonna murder you, you fucking bastard!". I cold tell Sam's blood went cold, because I felt the same way. Suddenly, Bugs got up out of his chair and pointed a 45 revolver at Sam's head and coldly whispered, "You shouldn't have done that" as he pulled the trigger blowing Sam's head apart. Sam's bloody corpse still had the terrified look on what was left of his face, and the catoon paused. My room was silent, only having an akward silence only occupied by the buzzing of my televisions CRT. The camera panned in on Sam closer and closer until the screen was nothing but black. Then my N64 powered on overriding channel3 due to the RF Switch. Then I saw nothing but a closeup of the elegy statue's face. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I don't want to turn it off, but I can't bear to look at it any longer!

Entry 6: The strangest thing just happened. I was sleeping having dreams about the elegy statue, when I was awoken by a faint knock on my door. It was very strange because I was sleeping heavily. Even more strange was the person that was knocking on my door was an elderly man that I do not know and how he just disappeared. Anyway, the old guy was knocking on my door so I answered it.
Before he even said anything he just walked into my house turned off my N64 as he walked by it and approached my computer . I was about to blow his brains out, but he said something too strange for just any punk trespasser. What he said may alarm you, he said "Play the game." I was shocked! He kept standing there with a familiar look on his face, just gawking at me until I did something. So I did what he said to do. I logged onto my computer and played Dad n' me again. It was weird this time, there was no npcs. Not until... I got to Ben. But it wasn't Ben, that damn elegy statue was in his place. I just froze, gaping at the screen. I couldn't move Rage, he just stood there, as if he's seen a ghost. (You could say he did) He just stood there, his face becoming more depressed and sickly looking, until he did his normal explosion upon death animation. It didn't go to the typical game over screen, though. It was a black screen that read, "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?". Then suddenly the elegy statue appeared and a loud shriek played. It didn't sound like it came from the speakers, though.
I turned around to check on the oldman, and he wasn't there. I looked around the house and on the unpaved roads in front of my house. He was no-where. I highly doubt he ran into the woods, he didn't have enough time to and if he did I would've seen him, or at least heard him for sure. I just got back from looking and I still feel "dead tired". I gotta go to bed before I lose any more of my mind.

Enrty 7: Ugh, I haven't been able to sleep for hours. I've haven't felt anything but fear and nauseousness since the last update. I wasn't able to get any sleep. I thought a session of meditation might ease my weariness and help me regain strength if I couldn't relax, that and a Harcos Lab's Mana Energy Potion should do the trick. I began with an advanced level of Alternate Nasal breathing to prime my brain and oxygen 'n' all that crap, it went okay, I guess. Then I started to metatate for half an hour and it was awful! I had the spins the whole time and all I could see is that fucking statue and... THE HAPPY MASK MAN! I wasn't able to keep my eyes shut because of how awuful I felt. I opened my eyes and as I hurled I seen the old man gazing through my window, but when I raised my head, he was gone just as fast as the first time. Then I laid on the floor for hours, hoping to feel less sickly. I ran the situation through my mind as I was laying on the floor for those many hours. Now I remember who that creepy olg man reminded me of. He's facial expression reminded me of the happy mask man. I'm sure of it! I was going to play Majora's Mask to make sure, as I have gained a little strength since I collapsed and I noticed that My copy of Majora's Mask: Collectors edition that I had in my N64 has vanished. That crazy old guy must have stolen it! Why would he do that? I still feel awful, I think I should get somethin' to eat, though nothin' shounds apitizing and don't have much in the cupbord. Maybe I'll go outside and get my chicken's eggs or look for some berries. I don't care if it's midnight. I'll keep you guys updated.

So I wasn't able to finish my Madness Animation that I've been working on since last Madness. A few difficulties arose (Such as a defective mobo on my development rig) making it impossible to work with.

I'll have it done by next year and try to do my best to submit it on next madness.

Check out my latest entry to the portal. I touched it up a bit.
Write a review and tell me what you think!

I have made fan-art depicting the following cutscene, it's from "The Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil".

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I call it Hardened With Fire. Check it out! and write your thoughts in a review
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/get erkikzkid/hardened-with-fire-tloz-foe

These days, all sorts of jerkwads are expecting nothing but high quality flash with a low level of humor. Like Tarboy 'n' shit.

Well you know what? I've been nostalgic for some good old flash.
Like what you would see in the early '00s.

Well guess what?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
546062

Somebody has committed pure genius, and interestingly is that it was a fresh animator from late '09.
But, as expected, the flash was spat upon and defaced.

Fuck you guys! A good sprite flash (Which has always been rare) with a classic feel comes, and you fuckin' Troll all over it.
You fucking n00bs. you don't know what belongs on NG, go back to 4chan, 99chan or where ever the fuck you came from. and die (in a fire).

Take a trip to the past and prove me right!

Damn, it's been a shitty month.

First off, this month started out bad following off from last month.
I'm not going to get into details on how my business had a bad month, or my brother pulled a prank that cost me allot of cash and a sentimental wallet.

No, I'm going to go into the details of what is going wrong with my plans in flash.

I had been working on a flash for Madness 2010 since November '09. I built a $1500 Development rig to ease my way through many demanding projects.

Well two months haven't even passed since I built it and it turns out the mobo was defective and finally died, it doesn't even put out an error code although fans are spinning and power leds work.
It is strange that something like that would even happen considering it's a high quality Asus M4A89GTD PRO/USB3. I tried to figure out how to utilize the warranty and get it replaced, but the Seller(More specifically: Newegg) and Asus keep pointing fingers at each other saying to contact the other.
So I've been stuck here w/ this underpowered netbook trying to make a very demanding flash animation. A 32 Bit CPU clocked @ 1.6 Ghz is not powerful or fast enough to cover my ass. (As shown in figure one.) Which is running Windows 7, not Vista, which is stable and suitable for the netbook.

Another thing that grinds my gears is the pen to my tablet has disappeared.
'Fanculo! I might Have to postpone Madness: A legend Retold for Madness 2011.

So, when I look at images and such, I tend to look at them in different perspectives.
For example, when two people have different interpretations on the same image.

When I was looking at my NG poster once, I noticed that the chin on the tankman looks like a mouth if the mouth was imagined as a mustache. some kind of blushing "french fried fagot".

So I figured, I'd draw what I saw and make it my User Icon. You'll never look at it the same again.
It'll look funny in a cluster of the serious official counterpart.

Edit: Damn, What the hell was I thinking? Actually I was barely thinking with any logic when I composed this news post. W/E. It just makes me look a little more n00bish. that's all.

...just behave yourselves.
If you try any immature shit, you'll find a banhammer in your friggin' face!

Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7600]
Copyright (c) 2009 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:\Users\Admin>cd..

C:\users\cd..

C:\ Format C: /X

The type of the file system is NTFS.

WARNING, ALL DATA ON NON-REMOVABLE DISK
DRIVE C: WILL BE LOST!
Proceed with Format (Y/N)? Y
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Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7600]
Copyright (c) 2009 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:\Users\Admin>cd..

C:\Users>cd..

C:\>cd windows
C:\Windows>del system32
C:\Windows\system32\*, Are you sure (Y/N)? Y

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C:\Dos>
C:\Dos\Run\>
Run\Dos\Run\and DIE!